shampoo-free, day 6

on day 6, my hair has made a complete turn-around! it is clean and shiny, bouncy and swingy, smells great, feels squeaky and well-behaved. a miracle, you ask?

sadly, no.

i am weak. i caved and went back to shampoo last night. i couldn't take sleeping on a greasy head for one. more. night. i think the nocturnal grease-wallowing was not helping my flighty complexion, either. so i slathered on immodest handfuls of ooey, gooey, smelly, sodium-laureth-sulfate laden, organix nourishing coconut milk shampoo and conditioner. and i have never been happier.

ahhh, chemically cleanliness. how i love you.

don't tell the hippies, but i also clean with bleach. a lot. sometimes i dream about pouring undiluted bleach on all the surfaces (non-porous or otherwise...eek!) of my house, sniffing the burning scent of clean. but i also like vinegar! i do! but i like bleach more.

amen. over and out.